California bans same sex marriage

In case you have been living under a rock and have not seen the news, California has banned same sex marriage. Homosexuals from around the State went crazy and started marching and stomping their Manolos and waving their black crocodile Hermès “Birkin” with a diamond-covered clasp and lock. Only question I have is why didn’t they vote for it to begin with instead of getting annoyed that it now didn’t pass?
Watching the gays march in California I could seriously only think of one thing. If I was a cop and got my ass kicked by a bunch of angry gay guys I would seriously have to consider moving to Washington so I can kill myself legally. How can you get your ass kicked by a guy wearing daisy duke shorts and a pink tube top?

Now let me make this perfectly clear before I ruffle any left wing feathers. My best friend is gay. I’m not homophobic. I’m not anti-gay and I’m not in the “closet” that so many mention anytime a straight man speaks of homosexuality.

I just see some things and laugh. For example, who has time to march at 11:00 am on a Friday? Don’t people have work or do gays in CA just work at night? I know…hmmmm…I dont know….10 gayer then gay gay guys and they all have jobs and work during the day. If all these gay guys have off then they should have had time to vote. Am I wrong?

What also makes me laugh was the actual way they protested. It was a thing of beauty. Have you ever walked into a gay guys home? Everything is perfect. There is not one thing out of place. Everything matches. It smells like roses. You can eat off the floor. The towels look brand new. They always have wine. It’s just fuckin perfect. The march was just as beautiful and organized. Every gay guy walked perfect in line. The signs were well written with sparkles. Some of them even matched clothing. When cars drove by the knocked politely on the windows. It was more organized then the Puerto Rican Day Parade in NYC and they have a full year to set that thing up.

They didn’t loot because God knows gay guys are not going to carry a TV set anywhere. There was no injuries. No one got harmed and it ended I think at 4:10 on the dot. Simply marvelous!
Now if you ask if I am for gay marriage or not I have a perfect simple answer. I could care less who marries who or what others believe is right or wrong. No one is going to hell for being gay and whoever you believe in is not going to stop you from entering where ever because you made something official.

I’m sure Luke Is Back will mock this blog but the main question is when did he leave, when did he come back and where and more importantly who really cares? Keep writing how dumb I am Luke….sticks and stones my friend….sticks and stones ; )