Lindsay Lohan: Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Story

Hustler introduces its newest parody line with the celeb slam: Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan!

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Hayden Panettiere First Boob Job

Now it is time for Hayden Panettiere to goes cloth less for her upcoming movie. She is a whopping 20 years old, it’s time for her to prove she’s a big kid. That’s why her Heroes character Claire will probably start kissing girls next season. Read more

Mariah Carey’s no sex issue

The singer is a Fuckable Celeb but shes little upset with her new husband for telling everyone that they waited until their wedding night.

However, Carey has also revealed that they were not complete innocents in the run up to their fairytale wedding.

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Did The Olsen Twins Get Hotter?

Is it just me or did the Olsen Twins get much hotter in the last year. Either they started eating again or my eyes are playing tricks on me. Last week they appeared on Oprah and somehow I got pulled into watching it not once……but twice!

Yes, they are a bit younger then me and I am usually not attracted to younger women…( that much younger anyway ), but they definitely sparked my motor. Neither was dressed provocative, neither had low cut tops, short skirts etc. It was a very classy conservative look that as I am writing this I realized that that look does it for me. How else can you explain me getting turned on by Sarah Palin? I’ve been digging that whole intelligent, conservative look ……and they got it.

What separates them from Paris Hilton is not only that they can form sentences, but that you can tell they have their head turned on straight. They are work-a-holics, smart and classy. Everything Paris is not. They run a huge corporation, design clothes and somehow they stay out of trouble for the most part.

I think, I’m not sure, that everyone wants to be looked at and respected like that. Every women wants to know that men get turned on by their intelligence and class. One of the first porn chicks I remember getting turned on by was Teri Weigel. She did it for me. The hair..the body..everything except the screaming. Then I got older and I was turned on by Demi Moore and that whole 80’s look with the raspy voice that somehow went away as fast as Madonna got her English accent. Demi in St Elmos Fire was all I wanted in a woman.

Zoom ahead 20 years and now its The Olsen Twins, Sarah Palin and Megyn Kelly from FOX. My Little Joey has shifted gears on me literally overnight and time is flying by. Next thing I know I will be jerkin it to the Golden Girls and having pictures of Bea Arthur as my screen saver. Kill me now.